Deathspank! pc/ps3 review

Now it is time once more TO REVIEW! REVIEWER POWER GO!
Today review will be Deathspank for PC,XBOX 360 AND PS3.

Before we start, a little back story. Now a long long time ago there was little rpg game based on a popular web comic, I played the first 2 while waiting for the 3rd one. So I went to the developers web site and found they had a ad up for their new upcoming game, sure every developer website put out ads for their games you say? this one was different because of one name on it, one name
RON GILBERT
One of the greats behind Monkey island. One of my Favorited games of all time. Now only 3 years late, its out.

The Good
The lack of story, now I know what your think "dunnnn...ain't you one of them guys who like vid-eo game stories?". Well here the lack of story is better, for it doesn't interfere with the many parts of game, and doesn't slow down the game humor.
The combat  is fast fast paced, and flows nicely. The voice acting is grate and I herd very few voices repeated. and who could forget the humor, I love the game humor
Now I like dumb humor and this game is filled with the brim with it. I can't say what it like but this video should tell you all you need to know

THE BAD
The mouse control, it just so slow. Now its not that bad, I just personally don't like, also a few gross out jokes, I'm just not a fan of it and there the music or lack of, I think they might be a total of 2 tracks in this game. Then there the bullsh*t ending that is a fucking rip off that just a set up for the next game. also there really no rpg in this.....RPG. See as you just have you basic states so it just becomes get the stronger weapons and such.

Overall
Now overall I think I think the game is enjoyable, now this game is about 15$ on steam I played mostly the ps3 vision. Back on track I think for game that take about 10 hours at the lest is worth the 15$.


mini reviwe of MLP: season 2 episode 1
Its funny, dark and overall awesome. 
that is fucking all!

movie review: Scott pilgrim vs the world review

An epic for the ages.

What do I think of Scott pilgrim
Its fucking awesome.
I'm here to tell you why

The good

Well myself think this movie is funny, with all the little nerd jokes everywhere.
Like The 1 up, or the fact scott can play the battle song from ffvi.
The fights are well done, each ex are different and each are a lot of fun and that are like boss in an odd school game(yes I know in the game they are bosses so don't bring it up).

Yeah it like this but in real life.

And also some of the exs backstories are showed in like comic which I like.

With your powers combined, I am captain hipster!

The bad

We get to know a lot of the character much, every thing in this movie is about him, yeah I know his name is in the title but in the comic he learns that not every thing is about him.
While I'm the topic a lot was change in from the comic but I can't really blam this on movie as it would be far to much to fit in.
And at last the last act feel rushed.

Behold the hammer of wacky, wacky, smacky 

But all in all this is a pretty good movie, but not for everyone.

Cartoon Review: Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go! Episode 1 : Chiro's Girl

When I was young I used to watch cartoons.

"WHO THE F**K DIDN'T" You say? Well you say there was a type of cartoon I used to watch, they were different then the other.

They were Japanese cartoons(Yeah I know their called anime, but I was unaware of this at the time) there was one that stuck out to me, but I never watch until know.

The show I'm talking about is Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!(but you know this if you look at the title).

Before we start lets talk about the title, What the hell is up with the title I mean its long, dumb, Did they think with a silly name people would watch it for the title alo-.

I been told to stop before People figure something out about my blog.

Any way on to the show it self.

This episode begins with a human with a grope of super robot monkey making a contest of clean the giant battle robot.

...........WHAT?!

5 seconds and I'm all ready confused  Like why are there robot monkeys, who made them, why? why monkeys(But monkeys are awesome),Why do they have a giant battle robot! WHY?

Any way after Chiro nearly is killed, and one of the robots makes fun of him for almost dieing, he runs into a grope of bully pick on a small monkey(why?) and he chase them off(why were they doing?!) Because they can. He metes monkey girl, I mean Jinmay,

Hahaha, Its funny cause your dead.

Now we are treated to the opening, a pretty sweet one at that, and just raises further questions, like who is the skeleton king?, what dose he want?(most likely to take over the world) how did no one find this big ass robot before?

Well the two decide to go on a montage, I mean a date where they do what every one dose, shoot ketchup and mustard at each other, eat food that floating for no reason,  then dressing up like gorilla.

Hey its not like that!

Remeber why we could eat food?
Glad those days are over.....I'm so hungry

So back with the moneys(the robot ones) see that the skeleton kings...ummm robots are attack the city so being unable to call chiro they head into battle without him, because he is to busy drink a every lasted milkshake with Jinmay. The monkeys can't hold off the bad things with out chiro, meanwhile back with him evey one is running away well not chiro, jinmay monkey get chiro to look outside so he power up (Transformation Sequence: 01) and fight them off.

Later chiro is saying sorry for being a dick to them, and tell them that jinmay is coming. Before the other can say no, she is there the monkeys say hello to her.

But it comes out in monkey talk.....WHO THE HELL MADE A ROBOT THAT ONLY SPEAKS MONKEY?!

So she leaves and the other find out her monkey was a spy and therefor shes a spy as well!

AHHH! SOMETHING NORMAL IT MUST DIE!

Chiro flys off the handle and yells at her, she runs a away cry then wakes up and find out her cross dressing monkey can talk and tell her she is a robot, seems normal.
Monkey talk with the skeleton king, wait the monkey gets chiro to fight his men before
yet if he didn't he could have won, SO WHY DO IT?! WHAT IS HIS PLAN!
Anyway

The monkeys find a robot is attack the city so they get ready to fight. But the robot is......JINMAY!....okay so you saw it coming. 

Chiro talks Jinmay out of kill him, but her monkey is in control so they blast him(one them say time to spank him, so dose that mean they "spank the monkey"?".) 

So jinmay leaves forever and fly off.(wait didn't she think it normal to have rocket feet before she knew she was a robot?)

Skeleton King throws Pokeyball!

Well this is the first time I watch this show and I say it was okay not that grate, but it was funny at some part voice acting was good so I say its worth watching.